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導語：小品，就是小的藝術品。廣義的小品包含很為廣泛，在古印度的佛經中指七卷本的《小品般若波羅蜜經》，在散文中指篇幅較短的文學樣式；狹義的小品泛指較短的關於說和演的藝術。以下是小編整理校園電腦主題小品劇本的資料，歡迎閱讀參考。
宿舍（Mr P，A同學，鄉下仔。Mr P的桌子上放著一個電腦紙箱）
Mr P和鄉下仔進來，鄉下仔拿著大包小包。同學在桌子上吃麵。
A同學：屁哥，你終於買電腦了？
鄉下仔：哎呀媽呀，P哥，買電腦啦？……老閃亮了……都成貴族了。
Mr P：那是。
鄉下仔：太帥了，可以借我玩一下嗎？
Mr P：你沒看它還沒開封嘛，是處女……等我晚上再收拾它
Mr P看了看A同學和他這位上的電腦，然後放了個很響的屁，A同學邊吃麵，邊深深地吸了口氣。
A同學：雞蛋的味道。
Mr P又放了個輕飄飄地屁，A同學邊深深地吸了口氣，然後跑了出去。
Mr P：這次是臭雞蛋。
Mr P和鄉下仔坐到A同學的電腦前。
鄉下仔（指著桌麵上的photoshop圖標）：這是啥？
Mr P（想也不想）：皮鞋。
鄉下仔（指著桌麵上的3D MAX圖標）：這個呢？
Mr P：這個就是“三弟馬”，就是你家的三弟養的那頭馬。
鄉下仔：哎呀媽呀，我三弟的馬上星期才死，沒想到在這裏看見。
Mr P：死後都上網的東西多著呢。
鄉下仔：當時馬鞍都被人偷了。
Mr P：你還好說，你們家裏人都懷疑是我偷了，現在三弟馬就在你麵前，那個鞍肯定還在馬身上，它是帶著鞍一起走的。
Mr P打開3D MAX，出現一個卡通馬背著馬鞍的模型。
鄉下仔：我就說P哥是踏實人，這電腦可真神啊。
Mr P：我跟你說啊，鄉下仔，電腦最神的，是它可以和人溝通交流。
鄉下仔：咋交流？
Mr P：看著。
Mr P憋了憋喉嚨，對著電腦主板吐了一口痰，電腦桌麵上立刻出現“電腦發現新硬件”的提示。
Mr P：你看，反應多快。
鄉下仔：這樣不會壞嗎？
Mr P：現在的電腦質量好，都不需要怎麼修，除了陳冠希的。
鄉下仔：哎呀媽呀，太厲害了，我也能交流嗎？
Mr P：能，電腦喜歡著呢。
Mr P和鄉下仔就輪流對著主板吐痰，電腦不停彈出“電腦發現新硬件”。
Mr P：我說兄弟，你是個鄉下仔，好不容易進城一趟，哥就讓你見識一下什麼叫高科技。
Mr P站起來，解開褲子，對著電腦主機撒尿。電腦桌麵上彈出“正在複製”的窗口，並顯示進度。Mr P一尿完，顯示“完成”提示。鄉下仔很興奮。
鄉下仔：這是在幹嘛。
Mr P：它在喝呢。說來也口渴了，兄弟，去買點水喝。（Mr P和鄉下仔離開宿舍）
A同學回到宿舍，看見自己的電腦主機泡在尿裏，電腦桌麵上的殺毒軟件顯示查殺到大量病毒。A同學走到Mr P的桌子，打開電腦紙箱，發現裏麵放著個馬鞍。
延伸閱讀（英語版）:
Dormitory (Mr P, A classmate, country boy. There is a computer box on Mr P's desk.
Mr P and the country boy came in and the country boy was carrying a parcel. Students eat noodles on the table.
A classmate: brother, you finally bought A computer?
Country boy: my mother, P brother, buy a computer? ...... It's shiny... They're all aristocrats.
Mr P: yes.
Country boy: too handsome, can you lend me a play?
Mr P: you didn't see it opened. It was a virgin... Wait until I pick it up tonight
Mr P looks at A student and his computer, then plays A loud fart. A classmate eats noodles and takes A deep breath.
A: the taste of eggs.
Mr P put on A gentle wind, A classmate took A deep breath and ran out.
Mr P: it's rotten eggs.
Mr P and the country boy sit in front of A classmate's computer.
Country boy (pointing to the photoshop icon on the desktop) : what's this?
Mr P (not wanting) : leather shoes.
Country boy (pointing to the 3D MAX icon on the desktop) : this one?
Mr P: this is the "third brother horse", the third brother of your family.
Country boy: oh my mother, my three younger brother just died a week, didn't expect to see here.
Mr P: there are so many things on the Internet after death.
Country boy: at that time the saddle was stolen.
Mr P: well, you know, your family suspects that I stole it, and now my three brothers and horses are in front of you, and that saddle must still be on the horse, it's walking along with the saddle.
Mr P opens 3D MAX with a model of a cartoon horse backed by a saddle.
Country boy: I say that P elder brother is down-to-earth person, this computer is true god.
Mr P: I tell you, country boy, the computer's most god, is that it can communicate with people.
Country boy: how to communicate?
Mr P: look.
Mr P suppressed his throat and spat on the computer motherboard, prompting a computer to find new hardware.
Mr P: you see, how fast.
Country boy: is this not bad?
Mr P: the computer is of good quality and there is no need to repair it, except for Chen's.
Country boy: oh my mother, it's too good, can I communicate?
Mr P: yes, the computer likes it.
Mr P and the rural boy take turns spitting on the main board, and the computer keeps popping up "the computer finds new hardware".
Mr P: I say brother, you are a country boy, you are not easy to come to town, I will let you see what technology is.
Mr P got up, untied his trousers and urinated on the computer host. A "copy" window pops up on the desktop and shows the progress. Mr P is finished, showing the "finish" prompt. The country boy is very excited.
Country boy: what is it?
Mr P: it's drinking. Thirsty, brother, buy some water. (Mr P and country boy leave the dormitory)
A classmate went back to the dormitory, saw his computer machine in the urine, computer desktop antivirus software display to kill A large number of viruses. A classmate went to Mr P's table and opened the carton. He found A saddle in it.
